A-Baba-Reeba

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Chorus
Verse
Repeat unto Infinity

Chorus

A-Baba-Reeba! (A-Baba-Reeba!) A pass the whiskey! (A pass the whiskey!)

Verses

I wish that all the ladies!
Were pies on a shelf!
And I was a baker!
Cause I'd cream em' all myself!

I wish that all the ladies!
Were kittens in a tree!
And I was a fireman!
Cause I'd set that pussy free!

I wish that all the ladies!
Were stair cases failing!
And I was a handyman!
Cause I'd give em' a good railing!

I wish that all the ladies!
Were fish in a pool!
And I was a fisherman!
Cause I'd catch em' with my tool!

I wish that all the ladies!
Were chewing bubble gum!
And I was the bubble!
Cause they'd blow me just for fun!

I wish that all the ladies!
Were McGill Engineers!
And I was in their program!
Cause they'd stay with me for years!

I wish that all the ladies! (I wish that all the ladies!)
Were holes in the road! (Were holes in the road!)
And I was a dump-truck! (And I was a dump-truck!)
Cause I'd fill em' with my load! (Cause I'd fill em' with my load!)

I wish that all the ladies!
Were deer in a forest!
And I was the tall grass!
Cause I'd tickle their clitoris!

I wish that all the ladies!
Were tornadoes in the sky!
And I was in the center!
Cause I'd come right in her eye!

I wish that all the ladies!
Were sitting in my bed!
And I was (insert name here ie. John Smith)!
Cause I'd masturbate instead!