12 Days of E-Week

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This song is sung like the 12 Days of Christmas. For more information on how it is sung or the actual music information see the Wikipedia page

On the twelfth day of E-Week, my captain gave to me.....
Twelve twats-a-twitching,
Eleven fa-la-la-las,
Ten tons of titties,
Nine not-a-nipples,
Eight aching assholes,
Seven slutty sisters,
Six sixty-niners,
Five round the worlds, (Ba Ba Ba)
Four flying fucks,
Three French sucks,
Two mother-fucks,
And a hand-job that wasn't worth the fuck. (What the fuck!)

An alternative to the song is replacing E-Week with OAP (Open Air Pub) and captain with manager.